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ha. sadly he fits the Melvin mold (aging inning eater with little upside).
Don't forget that he would be coming from a division rival.
That has been the MO in the past. Fortunately, starting pitching seems like much less of a priority this year. I'm actually not very worried about a bad signing this winter. I just thought it'd be funny to post this.